(Witty title.)
Maelee is a professional model.

Maelee is a professional model.

baby-your-my-kryptonitee:

I love sushi.

your-vagina:

Christian Bale just made a special trip to visit the victims of the Aurora shooting. Atheist Bale hasn’t been heard from at all.

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

The boy I like came over yesterday and complimented my cat.

Time to start arranging our wedding. I’ve found my soul mate.

jellyfilledcondoms:

ever since i made a tumblr my sense of humor has went so fucking downhill like the only things i genuinely laugh out loud at now are dumb pictures with comic sans font and photos of cats with toast over their head 

juztgirlythingz:

http://itsonlyjack.tumblr.com/ submitted
b-runettebarbie:

Recently in Aurora, Colorado a 24 year old man named James Holmes, open fired in a theatre at the the sold out Batman premiere. He shot a total of 71 people, and killed 12. The victims of this tragedy had not asked for this, and did not deserve this. Among them were a 6 year old girl, who’s mother is in critical condition from the shooting and has not learned that her baby girl is dead. Another victim lost his life while shielding his girlfriend of 2 years.
My heart and prayers have and will go out to the families, and friends of the victims and also to the people wounded, as i hope that they fully recover from this tragedy. 

b-runettebarbie:

Recently in Aurora, Colorado a 24 year old man named James Holmes, open fired in a theatre at the the sold out Batman premiere. He shot a total of 71 people, and killed 12. The victims of this tragedy had not asked for this, and did not deserve this. Among them were a 6 year old girl, who’s mother is in critical condition from the shooting and has not learned that her baby girl is dead. Another victim lost his life while shielding his girlfriend of 2 years.

My heart and prayers have and will go out to the families, and friends of the victims and also to the people wounded, as i hope that they fully recover from this tragedy.